Conan @nano@fedi.scd31.com
Joined Apr 2021
me learning about asexual reproduction:
wtf they made quines in real life
whenever the dentist wipes his tools in my bib i wanna tell him to get his own
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Introducing Complex Mail Transfer Protocol, listens on port (25+25j)
@giantbug idk if u got banned but i got banned too and we made a new server lmao ima dm link
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Naps are good for you.
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IPv6: *is old enough to drive a car*
IPV4 bros: ok but what if we reused the localhost block to get some more addresses
https://www.ietf.org/id/draft-schoen-intarea-unicast-127-00.html
IPV4 bros: ok but what if we reused the localhost block to get some more addresses
https://www.ietf.org/id/draft-schoen-intarea-unicast-127-00.html
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By age 300 you should:
1. Have outlived everyone you knew
2. Dwell in ruins
3. See strong men blanch to gaze upon you
4. Believe that if God is real, they have forsaken you
5. Shiver at the thought that you may see the stars themselves wink out in the night sky
What else?
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>Javascript sucks, we should come up with something better.
Yet you use it all over your shit, curious!
I am very intelligent 
today’s twitter events involve getting ratio’d by someone with 3 followers and getting told to grow up by a furry
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this is a JOKE pls no bully
Cardcaptor Sakura review: not called Cardcaptrix Sakura, -2/10
i’m quitting coffee for the week to try to get my teeth whiter 🥱
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GPU: GNU Processing Unit
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They should bring computer startup sounds back. I miss them.
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Joined Apr 2021
