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By age 300 you should:

1. Have outlived everyone you knew
2. Dwell in ruins
3. See strong men blanch to gaze upon you
4. Believe that if God is real, they have forsaken you
5. Shiver at the thought that you may see the stars themselves wink out in the night sky

What else?

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>Javascript sucks, we should come up with something better.

Yet you use it all over your shit, curious!
I am very intelligent :comfygeek:

today’s twitter events involve getting ratio’d by someone with 3 followers and getting told to grow up by a furry

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this is a JOKE pls no bully 

Cardcaptor Sakura review: not called Cardcaptrix Sakura, -2/10

i’m quitting coffee for the week to try to get my teeth whiter 🥱

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They should bring computer startup sounds back. I miss them.

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so this may sound like a bad take, but why are the taliban bad?

i know america and american news stations dont like them

ugh getting bored of masto, might make a miss key instance

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lol.
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