me learning about asexual reproduction:wtf they made quines in real life
whenever the dentist wipes his tools in my bib i wanna tell him to get his own
Introducing Complex Mail Transfer Protocol, listens on port (25+25j)
@giantbug idk if u got banned but i got banned too and we made a new server lmao ima dm link
Naps are good for you.
It can take some but in the end it’s worth it!
By age 300 you should:
1. Have outlived everyone you knew2. Dwell in ruins3. See strong men blanch to gaze upon you4. Believe that if God is real, they have forsaken you5. Shiver at the thought that you may see the stars themselves wink out in the night sky
Yet you use it all over your shit, curious!I am very intelligent
today’s twitter events involve getting ratio’d by someone with 3 followers and getting told to grow up by a furry
this is a JOKE pls no bully Show more
Cardcaptor Sakura review: not called Cardcaptrix Sakura, -2/10
i’m quitting coffee for the week to try to get my teeth whiter 🥱
They should bring computer startup sounds back. I miss them.
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