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me at tim’s: “these systems aren’t programmed to look for the most value when making a combo, and since there’s a higher discount on a medium coffee than a small, you’ll need to ring the small coffee in last so it’ll make a combo out of the medium”

tim’s worker: “ok”

imagine if jeff bezos had a son in anartica, then gave him all his money

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does anyone have a cool deadpool header

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PUBLIC INDECENCY IS A MYTH PERPETUATED BY BIG CLOTHING IN ORDER TO SELL MORE CLOTHES! WAKE UP, SHEEPLE, IT’S ALL FABRICATED!

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the fact that my fedi app doesn't display links properly makes for pretty good shitpost material

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Show HN: TinyPICO – tiny fully-featured ESP32 board
tinypico.com/

(submitted by taf2)

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“i’m feeling kinda sick i can’t come into work today”
“did u do any travelling?”
“no i ate too many gummies hehe”

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Q: Why did a group of VCs refuse to invest in a startup company which is trying to build a new CPU architecture?

A: They think it's too RISC-y.

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#TIL If you make your voicemail answer message the sound of a modem, apparently the robocall software hangs up and blacklists you as thinks they've phoned a fax and they don't want to waste their time calling that number again.

I never realized those robocaller scammers are actually doing a reverse-wardialing... #retrocomputing

not me thinking “this movies isn’t that old, it’s from 2013”

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looking for a remote software intern! 

hi all, i've been given the power to hire people to help me, and i'm starting with interns!

TL;DR: Go, React, PostgreSQL. Lots of freedom. $15/hr (negotiable), 20 hours a week minimum (more if desired). Advancement to full time encouraged!

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.@Windows 11: "Simple by default. Powerful by choice."
Huh. That sounds kinda familiar, doesn't it?
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KDE: "Simple by default. Powerful when needed."
A motto @kdecommunity has had for at least ... 7 years?

Shame on you @microsoft.

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Pfizer and Moderna vaccines may produce lasting immunity
nature.com/articles/s41586-021

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