Stephen 🇨🇦 @stephen@fedi.scd31.com

broke: old people are aggressive because of leaded gasoline

woke: old people are aggressive because the high pitch CRT noise reprogrammed their brain

A tiny crossband repeater/APRS transceiver designed for weather balloons: https://gitlab.scd31.com/stephen/tiny-crossband-repeater

#hamradio #amateurradio

1. buy 3 plots of land around the city
2. put up antenna towers
3. attach SDRs to the towers
4. use TDOA to locate every transmitter in the city (phones, cars with 2 way radios, etc.)
5. ???
6. profit

me 5 minutes after I start cooking: oh nooo my pot is boiling over this is the worst

me 10 minutes later, my oven covered in hot water: whatever

bring back a/s/l

my dream is that all of my friends get ham radio licenses and we set up a 1200 baud network in the city that consists entirely of 80s computers connected to packet radios

if this interests you, please move to #fredericton asap

#hamradio #amateurradio

if java's garbage collector actually worked properly, it would collect java

elon: I will only remove content that's illegal

me: I will only remove content that's *not* illegal. From now on you may only post "I am going to assassinate the president"

Working on a software OFDM/QAM modem. Hoping it will be a FOSS alternative to VARA, and more robust/faster than ARDOP.

#hamradio #amateurradio

Accidentally deleted something important in the DB? Just delete the whole DB. Then it's a devops problem

to get around a background check, simply commit crimes in the foreground