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Accidentally deleted something important in the DB? Just delete the whole DB. Then it's a devops problem

to get around a background check, simply commit crimes in the foreground

Idea: zoomer HTTP that uses emojis instead of HTTP codes

200 = βœ…
400 = ❌
403 = πŸš“

@wohali "I Was Working On My VAX And I Accidentally Divided By 0 And A Portal Opened Up To A World Where 68k Won Instead Of x86".

Seeking better light novel/manga/anime title suggestions starring you :D!

me learning about asexual reproduction:
wtf they made quines in real life

tbh I need a bot that I can send memes to and it'll repost it to the 20 different matrix/discord rooms I'm in

new language alignment chart: semantic static types, mechanical static types, dynamic types vs. designed for strong types, weak types, accidentally strongly typed

Rust is semantic/designed, C is mechanical/weak, Python is dynamic/designed, and Lua is dynamic/accidental

Easy way to convert between Fahrenheit and Celsius -> just flip the sign

11F = -11C
11C = -11F
123F = -123C
123C = -123F

Thinking about writing a mode like FT8 or JT65 but with hour-long cycles so I can do EME with an omni

> Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles, called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking. Electrons travel at the speed of light, which in most American homes is 110 volts per hour. This is very fast. In the time it has taken you to read this sentence so far, an electron could have traveled all the way from San Francisco to Hackensack, New Jersey, although God alone knows why it would want to.

> The five main kinds of electricity are alternating current, direct current, lightning, static, and European. Most American homes have alternating current, which means that the electricity goes in one direction for a while, then goes in the other direction. This prevents harmful electron buildup in the wires.

-- Dave Barry, "The Taming of the Screw" :blobcatgiggle: #electronics

Received this from the ISS today (:

Didn't have any fancy equipment with me so I had to get by with a very old handheld and a normal antenna

optimal scheduling algorithm:

- my jobs run

- yours do not

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